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In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."
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To Charles De Gaul - "Is it true that the polls have you a nose in front?"
To Sven-Goran Eriksson - "You've been watching The Muppets again, haven't you?"
To Yasser Arafat - Are you sure you're not Jewish?
To Stirling Moss - "And how many drivers' championships did you win?"
To Thelonius Monk - "Jazz Greats? Yes, it does a bit, doesn't it?"
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