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In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."
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To Engelbert Humperdinck "So what ever happened to Gerry Dorsey, then?"
Richard Branson (again): "I'm sorry I'm late, aren't the trains crap these days..."
To Douglas Bader - "Don't fight the Air Ministry, old chap, you don't have a leg to stand on."
To any Australian Labor P.M. - "Care for a swim?"
To any Australian Liberal P.M. "Gough Whitlam's a mate of mine."
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