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In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."
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Actually, if you mean Eric Sykes, how about "Oi, mate, I'm talking to you. Are you deaf or what?" The same thing works for Beethoven, assuming he stops being dead.
David Beckham: "How's the wife?...er, okay then....how's work?"
Anne Boleyn: "Fancy a walk around the block?"
Michael Jackson: "And how are the kids?"
I hate myself! :p
"Hello, Mr Cleese, how's the wife, err, Sybil isn't it?"
"Could I have a signed nude photo, please Jade; for my brother"
"Still not King then, Charles?"
Jackson Pollock - My six-year-old does that too. Takes an age to clean up, doesn't it?
Christina Aguilera - Everything else in the wash, eh?
Happy Birthday, Britney, I've bought you some singing lessons.
Any of those Big Brother wastes-of-carbon: So, have you been anywhere nice lately?
George Best - "Double G&T then, George? Come on, yer great girl's blouse!"
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