mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Boolbar

Shepherd's Bush and no animals in sight. [Tuj] That's my Nigella!

Tuj

Boolbar] Sorry. No, not really! It's a badger-eat-badger world! Dollis Hill oops!

Angus Prune

Forced to release my own badgers at St Johns Wood - Lister, Rimmer, Kryten and Holly - but the fools hurtle straight off to Dollis Hill

Deek

In order to avoid stealth badgers, crash penguins and gophers, Alan and Craig take Network Southeast to The Kings Very Cross / Saint Pancreas (is that cheating?). When they get there Craig says "Ow, my knee is hurting. I'm going to have to go and see Dr Steadman." He gets on the Picadilly line to Heathrow and boards a flight to Denver. "Bloody typical," cries Alan, "I've got to do it all by myself, again!"
Alan has been carrying this team for years with only mediocre badgers to assist him, what will we do when he retires? We could try and get the Dutch badger but I think I'd prefer the red and white one from the south coast. Hopefully the new badger we've just got from Yorkshire will be able to help. Sorry, I'm waffling

Boolbar

SLAP! - Aha! A creamy badger at Buckhurst Hill - I suspect one of Chalky's.