mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Deek

Jubilee line to Charing Cross. Sniffing the air, Alan detects a faint aroma of Chocolate & David Beckham. "Stealth badgers", cries Alan, "Coming this way". The only train available is on the Bakerloo line to Elephant & Castle. They quickly make their escape. "Phew, that was close", says Craig.

Deek

Alan then disguises himself as an elephant and Criag as a castle as they settle down for the weekend to rest up.

Boolbar

Shepherd's Bush and no animals in sight. [Tuj] That's my Nigella!

Tuj

Boolbar] Sorry. No, not really! It's a badger-eat-badger world! Dollis Hill oops!

Angus Prune

Forced to release my own badgers at St Johns Wood - Lister, Rimmer, Kryten and Holly - but the fools hurtle straight off to Dollis Hill