mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Deek

Alan and Craig take the blue line to Sheffield Station and hop on a train to Kings Cross. They were relaxing when they saw, coming down the train, a stealth badger. Quickly they snuck into club class and cleverly disguised themsleves and hand luggage. As the stealth badger passed below Alan... SLAP! Hmmm! Chocolate and David Beckham flavour again. The body of the stealth badger was flushed down the toilet somewhere near Luton. After that close shave, Alan and Craig arrived safely back in London.

Boolbar

*hurtles through Oval being pursued by crashpenguins*

ImNotJohn

Ducks into a side tunnel at Kings Cross St Pancras as he hears a snuffling coming from the darkness to his right.

Deek

Alan and Craig sneek down the tunnel and spot movement ahead. SLAP! Damsen Jam. The lifeless corpse of ImNotJohn's badger is left to rot by the side of the tracks. Alan and Craig hop on the cirle line and head for (cue sax solo) Baker Street.

Tuj

Theydon Bois. SLAP!!! Ah-ha, lemon jelly - Boolbar's I believe.