mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Boolbar

*hurtles through Oval being pursued by crashpenguins*

ImNotJohn

Ducks into a side tunnel at Kings Cross St Pancras as he hears a snuffling coming from the darkness to his right.

Deek

Alan and Craig sneek down the tunnel and spot movement ahead. SLAP! Damsen Jam. The lifeless corpse of ImNotJohn's badger is left to rot by the side of the tracks. Alan and Craig hop on the cirle line and head for (cue sax solo) Baker Street.

Tuj

Theydon Bois. SLAP!!! Ah-ha, lemon jelly - Boolbar's I believe.

Deek

Jubilee line to Charing Cross. Sniffing the air, Alan detects a faint aroma of Chocolate & David Beckham. "Stealth badgers", cries Alan, "Coming this way". The only train available is on the Bakerloo line to Elephant & Castle. They quickly make their escape. "Phew, that was close", says Craig.