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Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004
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Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!
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Staring at White City whilst my genetically-engineered and anime-enhanced marmalade badgers - Setsuna, Lina, Kamui and Robin - zoom off to raid some gardens, namely Covent, Island, Kew and Ruislip Gardens.
Morgan and Geraint are keen to get on, but Blodwyn and Megan have forced a search of nearby premises at Knightsbridge. *checks matchbox*
*farkle*, to reposition without being seen...
Bond Street and something moves in my periphery of vison...

**SLAP!!**

*tastes* Marmalade... It's Deek's Gary!! *dumps the lifeless form of Gary in the doorway of a smart boutique and walks nonchalantly away.*

Close examination of the sett at Regents Park reveals that the hole goes straight down. Was it a mistake to import my badgers from Australia?
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