mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Deek

Too late! A crashpenguin boards the tube at Pimlico . Jonathan uses his bread buttering skills to hold the penguin off until Victoria . "Fly, you fools!" he cries as the other three escape, leaving Jonathan to face a sticky end. It is all over by Green Park and Jonathan is no more.

LotUS

Staring at White City whilst my genetically-engineered and anime-enhanced marmalade badgers - Setsuna, Lina, Kamui and Robin - zoom off to raid some gardens, namely Covent, Island, Kew and Ruislip Gardens.

Inkspot

Morgan and Geraint are keen to get on, but Blodwyn and Megan have forced a search of nearby premises at Knightsbridge. *checks matchbox*

Tuj

*farkle*, to reposition without being seen...

penelope

Bond Street and something moves in my periphery of vison...

**SLAP!!**

*tastes* Marmalade... It's Deek's Gary!! *dumps the lifeless form of Gary in the doorway of a smart boutique and walks nonchalantly away.*