mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Boolbar

*spots a badger disappearing into the gloom at Barbican. Gives chase.

Tuj

Slap at Northwick Park! Oh no, it's one pen's crashpenguins. i feel dirty

penelope

*using an oversized remote control unit with forty or so levers, manoeuvres crashpenguins and stealthbadgers to occupy all major intersections, viz: Liverpool Street, Bank, Hammersmith, Acton Town, Stratford, Baker Street, Notting Hill Gate and Embankment, cutting most diagonals (apart from those that don't matter) and reducing LV to 0.3 across Zones 1 to 5 in all four quadrants.*

penelope

*as an afterthought, smears marshmallow and peanut butter onto the live rail at Oxford Circus to tempt Will's chocolate-syruped gopher and gives an evil laugh*

Boolbar

*Employs team of Ninja Hampsters to clean up after penelope's crashpenguins at Bank* Aha! What do we have here . . . SLAP! . . . Lick . . . Hmmm! chocolate and David Beckham flavour, I wonder who that belongs to. *Notes result on scoresheet*