mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Uncle Korky

Carefully, I release my four badgers, liberally armed with numerous pots of apricot preserve, loose from their four TARDIS-shaped cages. Troughton leads Pertwee, Hartnell and Baker towards Covent Garden. Good job the electricity is off...

penelope

*attempts to sabotage the game with four thinly-disguised paté-smothered crashpenguins released into key central locations at Leicester Square, Green Park, Knightsbridge and Piccadilly Circus.

Boolbar

*spots a badger disappearing into the gloom at Barbican. Gives chase.

Tuj

Slap at Northwick Park! Oh no, it's one pen's crashpenguins. i feel dirty

penelope

*using an oversized remote control unit with forty or so levers, manoeuvres crashpenguins and stealthbadgers to occupy all major intersections, viz: Liverpool Street, Bank, Hammersmith, Acton Town, Stratford, Baker Street, Notting Hill Gate and Embankment, cutting most diagonals (apart from those that don't matter) and reducing LV to 0.3 across Zones 1 to 5 in all four quadrants.*