mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Tuj

Badgers released at Russell Square, Aldgate, Stepney Green and Tower Hill, daubed in the finest raspberry jam. I'll sett up at Goodge Street.

inkspot

From the west at Paddington letting lose Morgan, Geraint, Blodwyn and Megan with a hint of lemon curd just behind the ears, there's lovely.

Will

I'm fresh out of badgers so I'll release a gopher with some chocolate syrup and watch the proceedings from a safe distance.

Chalky

More fool you, Will :-)
Part 2 sees the release of 2nd string badger - Eeee Clare into the morass that parades as Green Park. Worry not - we know what we are doing, oh yes indeeedio ...

Deek

Alan, Craig, Gary and Jonathan are all out of jam but do manage to pick up a couple of jars of marmalade. Using the rather unorthodox 2-1-1 formation, they head for Morden. They set up camp, cleverly disguising themselves as discarded copies of the Evening Standard, and wait until morning (because the tube's are on strike today).