mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

Will

I'm fresh out of badgers so I'll release a gopher with some chocolate syrup and watch the proceedings from a safe distance.

Chalky

More fool you, Will :-)
Part 2 sees the release of 2nd string badger - Eeee Clare into the morass that parades as Green Park. Worry not - we know what we are doing, oh yes indeeedio ...

Deek

Alan, Craig, Gary and Jonathan are all out of jam but do manage to pick up a couple of jars of marmalade. Using the rather unorthodox 2-1-1 formation, they head for Morden. They set up camp, cleverly disguising themselves as discarded copies of the Evening Standard, and wait until morning (because the tube's are on strike today).

ImNotJohn

Under cover of the strike I unleash 4 damson-jammed badgers into various parks where they start digging, to emerge, who knows where. I sit back at Sloane Square and await developments.

Uncle Korky

Carefully, I release my four badgers, liberally armed with numerous pots of apricot preserve, loose from their four TARDIS-shaped cages. Troughton leads Pertwee, Hartnell and Baker towards Covent Garden. Good job the electricity is off...