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Boolbar] Which forces me to play Bank - curses!
Now that Dollis Canyon has been filled in with lemmings i can move to Elephant and Castle and get this game rolling again.
Keeping up the momentum by spooning at Aldwych is suitable, as it leaves the Metropolitan in knid.
If the Metropolitan is in knid, then Tower Hill gets me a beige podume.
On the other hand, St Paul's could have got you a golden podume, which is now mine! All those in knid are now reversed and have to play with their feet. As opposed to playing with their feet, if you get my meaning.
Oy! Watchit! A bloke's having a quiet sleep and you do that ... so, Bank dropping a grey podume and a few grey hairs in the process.
not knowing what a podume is, i will Farkle, and destroy all remaining on the board.
Sorry, Snagandorf, but the grey podume I dropped negates that move (for your information, sir/madam, it effectively drops leaves on the line - I warned you earlier that they are dynamite in the right hands - and allows at least two more moves, either of which could easily side-step your dastardly ploy). Anyhow, just in case, I'll straddle to Monument.
then i shall take diagonal roads all the way to Holland Park where i shall yell at a tree untill it falls over dead.
Ongar for the obvious reasons.
Knightsbridge, making the classic combination.
And the classic antidote, Royal Oak.
it is time for the three cards i picked up earlier. i play Jack of Clubs which is of course trump, Jean-Luke Picard from the star trek card game, and Arcanis the Omnipotent from mtg. with these three men i shall pick up the Royal Oak i knocked down, and use it as a battering ram. look out comi'n through. we end at Liverpool Street, destroying all track to the south.
In that case, I'll open air routes with Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3.
Defence is the better part of attack here, methinks. Shoreditch.
[Dujon] No, a strong offence would make the better defence here - Arsenal, mayhaps.
Ha! Declaring smoog on the first quadrant. Ickenham.
i shall tap Arcanis to draw three cards... Ha!Profesor Plumb in the Ballroom with the Candelstick. Snaresbrook for the warbling defence.
No further defence is valid. Sloane Square. Black-hole tokens on Snaresbrook to demolish Snagandorf.
you have forced me to play the card that was sitting on the table the whole time, Wild Draw two. the color of the hole is now green, i escape narrowly losing all my posessions and my dignity. I shall now sit on the corner with a cup asking for spare change.(down but not quite out, any help would be appreciated).
Embles, Goraj the Mighty! declared and the Quick! Grab His Kneecaps card played.
This seems to have mutated into something other than MC. King's Cross St. Pancras, although illegal, forces a legal MC move to invalidate; thus requiring a return to MC.
Euston and i believe your move was invalad because we are in smoog.(sorry about that i was just in one of those moods)
[Snagandorf] Only if you are in the first quadrant. Will was in the second so the move was valid. Oval - playing power cut on the DLR.
Blackfriars then.
Although the smoog explanation isn't accurate, King's X was specifically invalidated by reason of the implicit one-station block from Uncle Corky's Royal Oak play earlier. It was valid UNTIL the Euston move, as I pointed out.
Well, as that is only valid retrospectively I'll continue with Shaft!, Sandbags At Dawn declared.
Angel and only thrax can stop me now
[Snagandorf] I think you've overlooked something.
Sudbury Hill putting Snagandorf in knid and shunts all tokens on the circle line one stop clockwise.
E gad you'r right, Oxford Circus and the game is running strong.
Amersham, and a silver podume on Westminster to police the southern approaches.
Oxford Circus shunting Snagandorf - one khaki token on High Barnet to army the northern approaches.
Heathrow Terminal 4. Playing Spoon on Darren, and jettisoning him to Blackfriars. Ha! I'm so wicked.
Ha! Parsons Green en passant.
I'm still not convinced that this isn't just another game disguised as MC, particularly as the name suggests originality. Hotpoint, il led rosso declared.
Blackfriars (thanks Thrax). [Tuj] The title, as I see it, simply implies that this game is to MC sites as "New Song" by Howard Jones is to synth pop. Thus, we won't crack up, bend our brains, see both sides, and throw off our mental chains, woo woo woo.
Wow! You have been busy, though by the look of it not very productive. So, Green Park for a breath of fresh stuff.
Darren] Fine... be that way! Neasden.
Temple. Be what way?
Drat it! I see you were already at Blackfriars, Darren. Curses. As always, there's usually one tiny flaw in my evil, machiavellian schemes. Reminds me of the time I attempted to conquer the world by shrinking the planet to the size of an indigestion tablet and swallowing it with a sip of water. I ended up miniaturising the shrinking device and enlarging the glass of water. And worse still, despite gulping down all the liquid after swallowing it, the shrunken shrunking device did indeed give me ingigestion. Oh, cruel irony!

Back to the drawing board I suppose.

Trafalgar, for ten.
Dollis Hill and let the loop begin
Dollis Hill, naturally.
Hmm... Dollis Hill, maybe?
Neasden to break the loop before it threatens to bore us all to death. DH loops are SO last century.
[Chalky] Still using Neasden? You ought to go with the in crowd and try Osterley.
Carrot
[Bob the dog] i think you have the wrong game(but we will accept that move). i watched a moment of golf yesterday so Wimbledon.
I told you this game had undertones! Plank, Little Jimmy denied.
Berkeley Square. Prizing all laterals to 45 degress, and raising LV by 12%. Stand well back if you're squeamish.
Glasgow. You leave me no choice.
Going North - Ultima Thule
Forcing me west to Times Square.
We're playing a little outside the usual local boundaries aren't we? So be it. The Smaller of the two Magellanic Clouds.
Hellas Verona, for obvious reasons.
The silly state of this game, however, allows for Oxford Circus putting all recreational movers into knip.
One Inch to The Left of Will's Position, since we've gravitated back and been "reined in tight" again.
You're a devious devil, Thrax. Hmmm, if you are serious about Will I'd better shadow Harry, Poplar it is.
Hmmmm, you've always proven a worthy adversary, Dujon, and I commend you on a move of some cunning. I hereby declare another *Farkle* to ease the tension. I'd open a window and stand well back for the next few minutes, everybody.
One Kilometre to the Right of Thrax's Position forced...you should really try a new deodorant, Thrax. *joking*
Floor 29 of the Hotel Ukraina, Moscow... playing safe, if unsteady.
Green
Almost (but not quite) Mornington Crescent - Darn!
Jennifer's Underwear Drawer. There you go, Boolbar. Try again.
Una Stubbs, 'Bad Miming' invoked. You can't silence me!
[Chalky] Thanks! Mornington Crescent in a G-string. No that's still not right.
i have3 been away too long so almost, but not quite, compleatly unlike, Mornington Crescent also known as Dollis Hill.
Finally emerging from knip to play a deverstating Dollis Hill
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