not knowing what a podume is, i will Farkle, and destroy all remaining on the board.

Sorry, Snagandorf, but the grey podume I dropped negates that move (for your information, sir/madam, it effectively drops leaves on the line - I warned you earlier that they are dynamite in the right hands - and allows at least two more moves, either of which could easily side-step your dastardly ploy). Anyhow, just in case, I'll straddle to Monument.

then i shall take diagonal roads all the way to Holland Park where i shall yell at a tree untill it falls over dead.

Ongar for the obvious reasons.

Knightsbridge, making the classic combination.