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Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004
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Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!
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It was quiet, too quiet. Alan carefully crept through the tunnels to Camden Town, just one stop away from Morn... No! Don't say it!
Sending all four to Camden Road, but one of them the long way round via Heathrow Terminal 4
SLAP!! Oops, sorry Thierry - I didn't realise it was you...*wink*
Bank! Recharging jam supplies.
I've come all the way from Great Portland Street to slap a jammy badger, lovie!
Emergency badgers are parachuted in to Camden Town. Patrick, Nicholas and James join up with Alan, bringing fresh supplies of marmalade.
Overheard at a secure, undisclosed station:
Man: "It's been quiet."
Woman: "Too quiet."
*drops*
*puts ear against wall at Bromley-by-Bow*
First man: "Is that a badger?"
Second man: "No, not sure what it is but definitely not a badger."
First man: "You're right! Far too round for a badger!"
Second man: "I think it's a tumbleweed!"
First man: "In London??"
*(is actually a badger)*
*(attacks)*
NAAAAAARGH!
*(stares at Tumbleweed)*
*(gets out special Badger teleportation gun, available only for spectators)*
*(fires, sending Tumbleweed to Aldwych*
*(shrugs)*
Rerouting badgers to Willesden Green by way of Wembley Park, thus remaining free of the Dollis Hill loop.

*!POW!*

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for The Big Slap*
That's the trouble with badgers, they just go comatose after a while. You have to give 'em euthanasia. Contoversial but necessary.
I think we'll declare that a draw. No-one was jammy enough to get through the badger ring. Perhaps we should allow nadgering in future.
Boolbar] You could well be right there. Or maybe play 3-a-side. Or team play...
Team-play sounds good, I'd definitely join in with that.
Kim] You wanna join The Raspberry Team then? So, how many teams would be good, do you reckon?
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord