mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Darren

"Good gracious, Tom! Whatever are you doing with those potatoes?" "Human manure, Barbara!"

The Young Ones

Uncle Korky

"Hey! Rick! Come and have a go on this quad bike!"

Dead Ringers

Thrax

"I thought that for the forthcoming season, we might draw more heavily upon the works of Marcel Marceau for our inspiration, what do you think, Culshaw?"

2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

ImNotJohn

Certainly, Sir. Coming up immediately.

Heartbeat

Raak

da-dup, da-dup......da-dup...............beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep.........

Alias