"This season's participants are a crack dealer, a child prostitute, a military interrogator, an Enron executive, a captured suicide bomber, a Grey alien, an escapee from a high-security psychiatric prison, and a few brain-damaged drug addicts. And one of them is a serial killer! Guess which one as the body count rises week by week!"

Through The Night (which may not be well known to many readers: it runs on Radio 3 from sometime after midnight)

"Good Morning"

The Good Life

"Good gracious, Tom! Whatever are you doing with those potatoes?" "Human manure, Barbara!"

The Young Ones

"Hey! Rick! Come and have a go on this quad bike!"

Dead Ringers

"I thought that for the forthcoming season, we might draw more heavily upon the works of Marcel Marceau for our inspiration, what do you think, Culshaw?"

2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps