mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Raak

"In our next series, we'll be rediscovering sixties fashions."

Friends (has the final episode been screened over here yet?)

Inkspot

The One Where Ross Joins Joey and Chandler for Three-in-a-Bed Man-on-Man Action.

The Premiership

Rosie

No longer a Des. Res.

Jazz Record Requests

nights

"no, we don't have that one..."

[inkspot] ha-ha-ha-HA!

Countryfile

"And today, Countryfile is introduced by a new presenter, who suffers from Turette's Syndrome"

Test Match Special

Raak

"We've just received the test results: cricketting rots the brain with boredom."

Thought For The Day

"Ummm"

Mastermind

Software

"Pass."

Letter from America

nights

"this week - H is for handshake, harmony and helicopters."

Stars in their Eyes

all

"Tonight I'm going to be ... Barry Cryer"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Raak

"The Slayer cannot stand before the might of....Mechagodzilla!"

or "'Remove this soulist propaganda from our screens,' demand Anti-Soulist League."

The Sky At Night