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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"Ummm"

Mastermind
"Pass."

Letter from America

"this week - H is for handshake, harmony and helicopters."

Stars in their Eyes
"Tonight I'm going to be ... Barry Cryer"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"The Slayer cannot stand before the might of....Mechagodzilla!"

or "'Remove this soulist propaganda from our screens,' demand Anti-Soulist League."

The Sky At Night

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