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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"And today, Countryfile is introduced by a new presenter, who suffers from Turette's Syndrome"

Test Match Special
"We've just received the test results: cricketting rots the brain with boredom."

Thought For The Day

"Ummm"

Mastermind
"Pass."

Letter from America

"this week - H is for handshake, harmony and helicopters."

Stars in their Eyes
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