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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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"I have nothing to declare but my pants."
"Each man kills the pants he loves."
What's in a name?
Pants by any other name would smell as sweet.
Marrying the mistress creates a vacancy in the pants
Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the jumblies live. Their heads are green their eyes are blue and they sailed to sea in some pants they did, in some pants they sailed to sea!
The true man wants two things: danger and pants. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
If you gaze long enough into the pants, the pants will gaze back into you
Someone must have done this before:
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music, and pants.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your pants."
or, alternatively, "No one can make you feel pants without your consent."
"He would say pants, wouldn't he?" expose all the pants at the top
Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues coming down like hail.
Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues comin' down like hail.
And the days keep on worryin' me,
There's a hellhound on my pants.
Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.
Not forgetting, of course, the classic -
Woke up this morning, looked around for my pants...
Reminds me of the old Herman's Hermits song:-
Woke up this morning, feeling pants.
There's something special on my pants...
Beanz Meanz Pantz
Always Pants
There's nothing quite like Pants

We'll always be together, however far it seems
We'll always be together, together in electric pants
"Here in my pants, I feel safest of all"
"Pants in America"
"Never Gonna Give You Pants"
"Better the Pants You Know"
"Cruel Pants"
"Pants in the Third Degree"
"Especially for Pants"
"The Power of Pants"
"There's some Y-Fronts made of China, Going nowhere on the mantle-piece Now do I lie like a lounge room lizard Or do I sing like a bird released Everywhere you go, Always take your pants, your pants with you"
"There's always room for Pants"
The pants of my best friend
The Pants Always Shine on TV
"You spin me right round, baby, right round, like my pants, baby, right round round round."
Pants on Eileen
that's by Dexy's Midnight Pants
Just another manic Pantsday
That's by Banpantsarama
Eleanor Rigby picks up the pants in a church where a wedding has been.
Lives in a dream.
Stands at the window, wearing the pants that she keeps in a jar by the door.
Who is it for?
October, and the trees are stripped bare of all their pants
Do I care?
October, and pants rise, and pants fall, but pants go on...
Ooooh, sometimes, the pants are harder than the pain inside
Ooooh, sometimes, it's the broken pants that decide.
Why do pants suddenly appear ev'ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you
All my pants are brown (pants are brown). And the pants are grey (pants are grey). I went for some pants (went for some pants), On a winter's day... etc, etc Kim, correction, just another manic pantsday was by the Pantbangles, not Banpantsarama. Easy pants to make
[Lodge: mea culpa].
All in all its just a....nother brick in the pants (I'll just.....)
Ah, that would be by Pink Pants who also gave us The Dark Side of the Pants.
You might as well face it, you're addicated to pants.
"addicated," duh
Mama... just killed a man...

Put my pants against his head

Pulled the 'lastic - now he's dead...

[Darren]The Pants are on, but your're not home
Your pants are not your own
I'm a pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
You're the pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
Smack my pants up!
Winding your way down Pantser Street
Pants on your head and pants on your feet...
She blew my nose and then she blew my pants
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
See, if I was in your pants, then you wouldn't be so ugly...
Slightly obscure DRN song: Say hello to the Rainbow Pants
and another one from them...
Pants fall from opal eyes
The pants of joy will arise
If you're going to San Pantsisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your pants [Alt. Pants in your hair]
If you're going to Pants Fransisco
You're sure to meet some gentle pants there
Pa-ants, how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old pants
I'd give the world to be
Among the pants in D.I.X.I.E.
You ain't seen pants yet!
The sun shines east, the sun shines west, but I know where the the sun shines best. My pants!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your pants
All that glisters is not pants
Down in my pants, where the pantsmen meet,
The pants are playing pants-by-numbers
Down in my pants with a friend called "pants."
The power of pants is a curious thing
Makes one man weep, makes another man sing
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the pants?
You better run, you better take cover."
Wherever I lay my pants - that's my home.
You'd better come on in my pants, it's going to be raining outdoors.
D'ya wanna be in my pants, my pants, my pants,
D'ya wanna be in my pants - oh yeah!
I love the smell of pants in the morning
Oooh, I hear laughter in the rain, walking hand-in-pants with the one I love
Ooooh, how I love the rainy days and the happy way I feel inside.
Ah shaddup a yah pants
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Pants
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
Pants are demanding without understanding
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the pants where you belong
But where do pants belong?
Pants are charming
Pants are super
They can work computers
Pants are good
And if they could
Would enter the Olympics.
Pants are beautiful
Pants are grand
Remind me often of my homeland
Attractive, brown and tasty too
Oh pants are good for you!
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
You've got your good pants, and I've got mine (from the film Eraserpants)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade pants
She stood there laughing
I felt the pants in my hand and she laughed no more.
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind
Sorry, that should have been:
Making good use of the pants that we find
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind

Purple Pants were in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my pants in your mouth
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants
Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate, salty pants
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
My favourite cigar is a Slim Pantsatella
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !
I would do anything for pants - but I won't do that. {Meatloaf]
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's pants
(Smells like) Teen Pants
Never gonna give pants up, never gonna let pants down, never gonna run around and desert pants
"Honey! I shrunk the pants!"
Meet the pants
Lawrence of Pants
The Man who would be Pants
Gone with the Pants
Dr Strangepants or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Pants
...or Pants with the Wind
Pale Pants
A Fistful of Pants
For A Few Pants More
The Pants, The Pants and The Pants
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Pants
An American Werefolf in Pants
"Thanks for the Pants"
Brief Pants
T3, The Rise of the Pants
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings,
No not a thing,
All I care about is pants.
Lecter: Why do you think he removes their pants? Thrill me with your acumen.
It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
I didn't.
No, you ate yours
The way you wear your pants, the way you sip you tea....
your tea....
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"
My pants cut the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my pants and me both askin P
we make a good team my pants and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My pants...
My pants...
My Pants
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought
My pants with me...
I find your lack of pants disturbing
"Use the force, Luke - let go of your pants"
Frodo - you shall be the pants bearer.
It's time to bring the pants home.
'Britons! [Kitchener] Wants PANTS!' 'Dig for Pants' 'Hitler will send no warning - so always carry your pants' 'Turn this raw material into PANTS material' 'Be Like Dad, Keep Pants' 'Cover your pants for safety. Your Russian sister does!' 'Women of Britain, Come Into the Pants' 'Your COURAGE, your CHEERFULNESS, your PANTS, will bring us victory'
"Careless pants cost lives".
What did you do in the great pants, daddy?
You took my pants without explaining,
How could they go?
how could they go?

We had pants most people never know.
Stop! Before you break my heart...

I want your pants!
Don't care what I have to do!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

I want your pants!
Gotta get it through to you!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

If I can make you see only you can feel the pants on me
If you walk away you'll regret it someday
Please stay!

This room is full of pants
and shadows of the last remind me
Of all the pants I gave in vain
and all the ones I feel inside me.
I want your pants!
I want your pants!

Hmm. God save our pants?
Long live our noble pants.
Trouble in mind, I'm blue.
But I won't be blue always.
The sun's going to shine
In my pants some day.
Who knows the secret of the black, magic pants?

Black Eyed Pants - Where is the Pants
Dido - White Pants
White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with my Pants
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Pants
Busted - Sleeping with the Pants on
XTM & DJ Chucky presents Annia - Fly on the wings of Pants
Paperback Pants
Hey, Pants!
Yellow Pants
Please refer to earlier entries on the subject of the Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Pants, She Loves Pants, Norwegian Pants, Got To Get You Into My Pants, etc, etc.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION ! !
  • Captain: WHAT YOU SAY ! !
  • Cats: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PANTS
  • Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY PANTS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
  • Captain: MOVE PANTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    • My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me!
    Tell me where did you sleep last night?
    In the pants, in the pants, where the sun don't ever shine,
    I would shiver the whole night through.
    Some C64 games: Pantsmania, Pants on the Run, Auf Wiedersehen Pants, Flimbo's Pants, Firepants, Pantslord, Demon Pants, Pants on a Spring, Elektrapants, Shadowpants, Enigma Pants, Pantsball, and not forgetting Pants. I could go on.
    [Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
    [Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
    [Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
    I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
    Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
    You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
    In memory of the late and always great -
    I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
    And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
    And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
    And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
    That made me think of:
    On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
    And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
    Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
    "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
    "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
    With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
    "Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
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