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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over The Pants, Follow The Yellow Brick Pants and If I Only Had Some Pants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
All you need is pants
If you want to know who we are....we are gentlemen of Japants.....
Pants... they're a gas
Grab those pants with both hands
And make a splash
Pants... so they say
Are the root of all evil today
And if you ask for some pants
There's a chance that they're giving some away...
...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.

Wallace and Pants
Finding Pants
Toy Pants
Monsters Pants
Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
Perhaps their new one'll be The Incredipants.
*singing* Give me one moment in pants...
There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.

Vorsprung durch pants
If you want a lot of chocolate on your pants join our club
Nuts whole hazelnuts Cadburys take them and put them in pants
wouldn't that be and cover them with pants?
From Somewhere In Pants:

I'm all out of pants

Crazy Pants

Puppy Pants

Don't Give Up On Pants

I'm Not In Pants

Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants

and Without Pants

to name but a few...
Then there was his sister's hit, Paper Pants ;)
Mark Owen had a minor hit with his Four Minute Pants...
the Pantszone hits:
Love Me For Pants
A Picture of Pants
Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants)
And my personal favourite...
The Key to My Pants
I've just realised how sad I am...
Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
5ive's original hit was Slam Dunk da Pants. Then you have the short-lived 911's PantsShakin'. Of course, you could chose any song by Pants and Dec
*groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.
Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)
Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?
No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)
(I do know what I'm talking about, really!)
Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.
Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?
[AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.
That was the theme tune to Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?
Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!
The Australian Equine soap opera, Neighpants.
Then there's the actual soap Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!
Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.
Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of Pants Behaving Badly
Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.
None of them stands up to One Foot in the Pants, you know.
None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
Well, I might be prepared to admit Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.
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