Pants... they're a gas Grab those pants with both hands And make a splash Pants... so they say Are the root of all evil today And if you ask for some pants There's a chance that they're giving some away... ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.
Wallace and Pants Finding Pants Toy Pants Monsters Pants Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.
From Somewhere In Pants: I'm all out of pants Crazy Pants Puppy Pants Don't Give Up On Pants I'm Not In Pants Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants and Without Pants to name but a few...
the Pantszone hits: Love Me For Pants A Picture of Pants Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants) And my personal favourite... The Key to My Pants I've just realised how sad I am...
Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
*groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.