*groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.
None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
My goodness, My Pants! Pants are good for you! Beanz Meanz Pantz Pants is it! Reaches the parts other pants don't reach Probably the best pants in the world Vorsprung Durch Pants The Ultimate Driving Pants For everything else, there's Pants Because you're pants
Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?