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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You're a Wales fan, so any excuse to get away is welcome. Controversy re-invoked
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The politician is from Plaid Cymru, and is very angry at your attitute towards the Welsh team.
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The politician helps you drown your sorrows as the team comes a close second.
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Its now Monday and he's still here and my single malt has all gone!
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You now have a photo of that politician in a politically compromising position.
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You're in that photo too.
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But only part of your thumb over the lens, as the rest of your was behind the camera taking the photo.
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That's not your thumb.
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No one can tell it's not your thumb
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Everyone can tell that it is your wanger.
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...due to its immense size. (Wishful thinking...)
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Googolplex was right. It is wishful thinking.
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You are well-trained in the art of doctoring photos.
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You mistakenly sent the original version to the newspapers.
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It's your wanger and not your face in the photograph, so no-one recognises you.
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You get analysed by Cosmopolitan's psychic wanger reader, who says you have severe psychological difficulties and are probably bad in bed too. (I am not making this up. It's like palmistry, only not.)
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You have a very nice bookcase in your hallway!
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It's full of photos of your wanger.
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Rosie is a master of Photoshop Elements (ref Would you welcome please) and can edit the photo to make it look like you weren't there [just like the sixties]
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This Stalinist-style rewriting of history brings about a totalitarian Communist regime.
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Rosie will be in charge of the totalitarian regime
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I would have dictator's HQ on my doorstep here in South Croydon. It's true, with Rosie living about 15mins away from me, Croydon would be the centre of a tyrannical dictatorship...
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There would be no detectable change, then, if car-parking charges are anything to go by. (Snodders) What 60's is that? Mine? How dare you? :-)
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Locomotive technology would be forced to revert to steam.
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Then perhaps the trains would run on time.
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...well, at least the past could be 'altered' 1984-style so that they had run on time.
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Everything else would return to how it was in 1984 too. Not a bad thing, imho.
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Thatcher!!!
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Beer is less than a pound a pint in pubs!
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Thatcher again. I had forgotten about her, I must admit.
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It is 1984 but with a Totalitarian Communist Regime in power. Thatcher is tried in a show trial on TV and is thrown to the lions bringing in the largest TV audience the world has ever seen.
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... for the lions
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Lions are cool.
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They prey upon herd animals.
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Humans are herd animals! Yayayay... hang on...
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Not enough Lions to eat the humans!!
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There are enough lions to eat the stupid ones.
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You're pretty stupid yourself.
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But not as stupid as GWB [mmm, is that really good news?]
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The lions are refusing to eat GWB.
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I'm not refusing. Pass the ketchup!
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That's not ketchup.
i rule!
world inding attack stance.(you will all bouw down to me!)
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This is normally a child-free zone.
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The trained child attack Lions, are not doing a thorough enough job!
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I've found the real ketchup and am preparing to persue 'death ball'
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Hes wearing running shoes and has a two-day head start.
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Owing to his unusually low brain power, he's running towards you.
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The brain is usually the tastiest part. (I'm told, honest, officer)
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Thank goodness I'm not that hungry.
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...he is.
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I've got the ketchup.
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He's got the stuff you thought was ketchup earlier, and he's applying it liberally.
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He applying it to himself.
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watching this makes you feel strangely excited.....
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It's also making you hungry
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It's making you hungry for things which aren't him.
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Those other things are readily available. You have some with you right now.
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That doesn't get rid of 'death ball'
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He seems to have toddled off anyway.
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The rather attractive Condoleezza Rice seems to no longer be a darling of the 'free press'.     Bugger!     :-(
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You still have her tied up in your basement
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You've got Dick Cheney too.
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They are now at your disposal.
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Close-up, they're not as attractive as you thought.
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You haven't opened the other sack of squirming bodies yet.
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The squirming bodies have no heads.
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