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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Bad News
You mistakenly sent the original version to the newspapers.
Good News
It's your wanger and not your face in the photograph, so no-one recognises you.
Bad News
You get analysed by Cosmopolitan's psychic wanger reader, who says you have severe psychological difficulties and are probably bad in bed too. (I am not making this up. It's like palmistry, only not.)
Good News
You have a very nice bookcase in your hallway!
Bad News
It's full of photos of your wanger.
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