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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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...due to its immense size. (Wishful thinking...)
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Googolplex was right. It is wishful thinking.
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You are well-trained in the art of doctoring photos.
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You mistakenly sent the original version to the newspapers.
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It's your wanger and not your face in the photograph, so no-one recognises you.
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