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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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It doesn't contradict the message you heard from Satan whilst playing your Smiths LP's backwards.
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However it does instruct you to go forth and seek a trade promoting yoghurt.
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You are deprived, and have never heard of yoghurt, and so do not blow all your money on a pointless enterprise.
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What little money you do have left, is taken by the government as tax for the new "Yoghurt for all" initative
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poverty focuses your mind on your addictions..you decline that glass of Pinot Gris proferred by Gordon Brown on the Underground at Midnight
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