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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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The AutoRecovery text looks like this:- $%hTg "_Fu^k228697 /E 100172 /N 2 /T 227739 >> endobj :-(
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You see a message from God in it.
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It doesn't contradict the message you heard from Satan whilst playing your Smiths LP's backwards.
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However it does instruct you to go forth and seek a trade promoting yoghurt.
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You are deprived, and have never heard of yoghurt, and so do not blow all your money on a pointless enterprise.
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