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If you're **** and you know it **** your ****
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This is a musical round, with **** **** at the piano. Let's hear your songs, but carefully **** so as to avoid upsetting the ****, **** and **** who might be listening.
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Good **** you, merry gentlemen
May nothing you ****.
Remember Christ our Saviour
Was **** on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's ****
When we were **** ****
O, **** **** comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O, **** **** comfort and joy
****!, I need somebody,
****! Not just anybody
****! You know I need someone,
****!
While shepherds wash their **** by night All seated on the **** The **** of the **** came down And passed the **** around
"Will you **** a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail
There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my ****.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all ****** !
They are ******* on the shingle - will you come and join the ***** ?"
If I should ****, think only this of me
There is some **** of a foreign **** that is forever ****.
[I'm really enjoying this ****.]
To **** or not to ****: that is the question.
If ***** be the food of love, **** on,
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting.
The appetite may ***** and so die.
Is this a ****** I see before me?
The ****** toward my hand?
****, let me ****** thee.
I **** thee not, but yet I *** thee still.
**** the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
**** the world
Do they know it's Christmas time **** all?
The quality of **** is not strain'd,
It ****eth as the gentle **** from heaven
Upon the **** beneath: it is twice ****;
It blesseth him that ****s and him that ****s
Like a poor b*ggar ****th on the rich.
Well, whiles I am a ****, I will ****
And say there is to sin but to be ****;
And being ****, my **** then shall be
To say there is no **** but b*ggery.
I can get no remedy against this ****tion of the ****:
****ing only lingers and lingers it out,
but the **** is incurable.
**** comforteth like **** after ****.
Little Jack **** sat in the ****, eating his Christmas *****
He put in a **** and pulled out a ***** and said "What a good **** am I!".
On the **** to Mandalay, where the ****ing fishes ****
and the **** comes up like **** out of **** 'cross the ****.
Blow ****, and **** your cheeks! ****! blow!
You ****s and ****s, spout
Till you have drench'd our ****, ****'d the cocks!
You sulphurous and ****-executing ****s,
****-couriers to ****-cleaving thunderbolts,
**** my white ****! And thou, ****-shaking ****,
**** flat the thick rotundity o' the ****!
Crack nature's ****, and **** spill at ****,
That **** **** man!
Thinkin' bout the time you ***** in my car,
Thinkin' that I might have ***** you too far,
Then I'm thinkin' about the **** that you laid on my table....
I told you not to ****** around in the dark,
I told you 'bout the ***** that **** in the park,
Then I told you 'bout our *** now he's ********** Mabel....

Yes I told that the ****** go up-and-down,
Don't you notice how the ****** go round.
And you better pick your **** up off the ground,
Before they ***** the ******* down.
Yes before they ***** the ******* down.

****ing 'bout a girl that ***** quite like you.
She didn't have the **** to **** in the queue.
She ***** away her **** since she fell off the ******.
Rumble thy ****! Spit, ****! Spout, ****!
Nor ****, wind, ****, f*** **** my daughters:
I **** not you, you ****, with unkindness;
I never gave you ****, call'd you ****,
You owe me no ****: then let f***
Your **** pleasure: here I **** your ****,
A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old ****:
But yet I call you **** ****,
That have with two **** daughters ****'d
Your high ****'d **** 'gainst a ****
So **** and **** as this. O! O! 'tis f***!
The King ****ed
The Queen, and
The Queen ****ed
The Dairymaid:
"Could we have some butter for
The Royal **** of ****?"
The Queen ****ed the Dairymaid,
The Dairymaid
Said, "Certainly,
I'll go and **** the cow
Now
Before she goes to ****."
[Breadmaster] Fab, and almost topical too...
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