...three alarmingly large men and an enormous buffalo. Suddenly I skidded to a sudden stop, incredibly handy as I had just reached the edge of a cliff. There was nothing I could do but...

jump, to what I thought would be my untimely death! As luck would have it 3 elfin like creatures had placed a large...

..time machine at the top of the ravine and as I jumped I found myself spinning dizzily through time only to emerge at a point where...

...the cliff was still submerged in the ocean. Unfortunately, I cannot swim, so I immediately tried to grab onto the nearest...

diplodocus, who wasn't having any of that! I thought I was surely doomed, and my life started to flash before my eyes. It made me wonder at the amount of Walnut and Grasshopper chutney in...

...existence throughout history, and whether if you drew a graph of it there would be some sort of trend I could exploit and make money from. Anyway, meanwhile the diplodocus...

...having now forgotten my existence, proceeded to emerge onto dry land. Disembarking, I found myself on a wild, verdant beach and so with nothing better to do, I set off hoping to find something useful to engineer my return. It was not long after that I stumbled across a laboratory rat of some kind; tied to its back was...