...three alarmingly large men and an enormous buffalo. Suddenly I skidded to a sudden stop, incredibly handy as I had just reached the edge of a cliff. There was nothing I could do but...

jump, to what I thought would be my untimely death! As luck would have it 3 elfin like creatures had placed a large...

..time machine at the top of the ravine and as I jumped I found myself spinning dizzily through time only to emerge at a point where...

...the cliff was still submerged in the ocean. Unfortunately, I cannot swim, so I immediately tried to grab onto the nearest...

diplodocus, who wasn't having any of that! I thought I was surely doomed, and my life started to flash before my eyes. It made me wonder at the amount of Walnut and Grasshopper chutney in...