...they turned into a giant talking banana, so I chatted with him for a few minutes before losing consciousness completely. When I woke up, I discovered that I was, in fact, in...

...a banana plantation in Fiji, completely naked. Enquiring of a passing farmer, I discovered...

I was near a slave labour camp where all the inmates were kept naked. Naturally, not wanting to appear out of the ordinary...

...the farmer also removed his clothes. I personally found all this quite disgusting and resolved to write a letter about it to...

the agricultural department. I mean, after all, the person who processes you corn should...

...be full aware of the consequences and hazards when operating agriculural equipment au naturale. However, when looking for a pen, I...

s..s...stuttered, realising that the farmer had divested ladies knickers, a kind of Freudian slip I supposed. Remembering I'd brought my 80-litre capacity handbag with me, I...