...they turned into a giant talking banana, so I chatted with him for a few minutes before losing consciousness completely. When I woke up, I discovered that I was, in fact, in...

...a banana plantation in Fiji, completely naked. Enquiring of a passing farmer, I discovered...

I was near a slave labour camp where all the inmates were kept naked. Naturally, not wanting to appear out of the ordinary...

...the farmer also removed his clothes. I personally found all this quite disgusting and resolved to write a letter about it to...

the agricultural department. I mean, after all, the person who processes you corn should...