Impressively dry, that. And still a good aggressive move after it! Gallions Reach

Which puts me on a unicycle somewhere north of the river, looks like Mile End.

Highbury & Islington, straddling the Chelsea-Hackney Line and the East London Line extension, a move so staggeringly illegal it glows in the dark.

Woah. It's silenced the game for THREE WEEKS, it was that staggeringly illegal. I suppose I have no choice but to BZZZZZZZZZT! for Offside!

Right, on with the game then? A throw-in to Gants Hill.

passed to Pimlico, which I spelled with two 'p's a minute ago. heh.

...and driven boringly down the left wing to Arsenal

Hmm. This one needs some energy. I suggest a non-tactical bifurcation with spiral tendencies: Oval / Alperton. Hopefully people will try to deal with this problem rather than running away, but then tactical bad play always was risky...

Seven Sisters / Ongar. not a lot else to be said there.

Which leaves me cornered: Paddington (Circle)/Tower Hill. May as well yodel for a bit.

Oops, ah well. I seem to do this a lot. Ravenscourt Park / Ravenscourt Park, one heading north, the other south. I feel a little lost already.

Enforced lapse in play means I can reunify at Finsbury Park. Thank heavens for that!

Do I detect the faint, tinny smell of another zeroed line velocity in quadrant five? Bromley By Bow it is, then.

Cheeky play Botherer, though you've reversed the LV and I can shunt you to Leytonstone via Turnham Green for your troubles. Sorry!

Negative LV? Now there's a novelty.
Which leads me, neatly, to White City of course.

I see another four months have passed. Time for some decisive action, methinks. * Farkle *

Taking a tentative leave of absence from east London and sodding off to Tooting Broadway for last orders. Mate in three.

Herne Hill collecting unused toots.

Time to invoke the Third Left-Handed Rule of Dominance - Archway