...and driven boringly down the left wing to Arsenal

Hmm. This one needs some energy. I suggest a non-tactical bifurcation with spiral tendencies: Oval / Alperton. Hopefully people will try to deal with this problem rather than running away, but then tactical bad play always was risky...

Seven Sisters / Ongar. not a lot else to be said there.

Which leaves me cornered: Paddington (Circle)/Tower Hill. May as well yodel for a bit.

Oops, ah well. I seem to do this a lot. Ravenscourt Park / Ravenscourt Park, one heading north, the other south. I feel a little lost already.