Woah. It's silenced the game for THREE WEEKS, it was that staggeringly illegal. I suppose I have no choice but to BZZZZZZZZZT! for Offside!

Right, on with the game then? A throw-in to Gants Hill.

passed to Pimlico, which I spelled with two 'p's a minute ago. heh.

...and driven boringly down the left wing to Arsenal

Hmm. This one needs some energy. I suggest a non-tactical bifurcation with spiral tendencies: Oval / Alperton. Hopefully people will try to deal with this problem rather than running away, but then tactical bad play always was risky...