I gather that Tony Blair has a hear problem.

It is said that men with large aggressive dogs only have them to compensate for having a small dog.

That's interesting, Rosie, as I was speaking to a woman the other day who stated quite emphatically that large chested women tend to get oodles more than their smaller counterparts.

That's interesting. I was in my local chinese restaurant yesterday. I asked for a small portion of rice but was given oodles.

How odd! Had a Chinese delivered last night and they'de sent some fried ice to accompany my spicy chicken wigs.

I get my large hips from the fat food place up the road.

Chekhov's parents couldn't even be bothered to name him. Just called him Anon.

Just had to tell you - my younger son's doing well at school. In swimming, he's learning how to read water.

Kim] He likes being in the poo, then ?