The Australian opposition leader in the parliament did, by his own admission, attack a taxi driver over some dispute or other and broke his arm. Labor party faithfuls have embraced the man - they love hugs.

I see a big hand and a little hand, the result of cock watching I guess..

This game's going downhill - I'm off to have a pee at the telly.

I am advised that watching so called 'reality' shows on television is not good for those living in drought stricken areas. Apparently it's not good for the rain.

There are plenty of electricians in Stratford-on-AVO.

Did anyone see the pictures of the terrible food in Cornwall this morning ?

Yes, after such a fright I thought everyone there looked a little pasty.

Meanwhile at the Olympics, the host nation is rocked by the scandal involving two of their top printers.

If the Olympics were in Finland they could have sailing and call it the 1500 meres.