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The Australian opposition leader in the parliament did, by his own admission, attack a taxi driver over some dispute or other and broke his arm. Labor party faithfuls have embraced the man - they love hugs.
I see a big hand and a little hand, the result of cock watching I guess..
This game's going downhill - I'm off to have a pee at the telly.
I am advised that watching so called 'reality' shows on television is not good for those living in drought stricken areas. Apparently it's not good for the rain.
There are plenty of electricians in Stratford-on-AVO.
Did anyone see the pictures of the terrible food in Cornwall this morning ?
Yes, after such a fright I thought everyone there looked a little pasty.
Meanwhile at the Olympics, the host nation is rocked by the scandal involving two of their top printers.
If the Olympics were in Finland they could have sailing and call it the 1500 meres.
The Finns are a very friendly people, which is why they are so good at allying.
One of the Baltic States has such great admiration for our public schools that they have named their country after one - Etonia.
The americans seem to have the most effective simmer.
As a competitive nation, we seem to be pretty good at ailing.
Booze is good for you. That's why doctors often prescribe Pils.
Kines and lives are important to farmers.
If you are one of those people who enjoys the feel of a warm whisky sliding down the throat, check your ancestry, you are possibly a sot.
Selling errors is the domain of the fourth estate.
Actually, the fourth estate are better known for their headlies.
In other news, I see Britain managed to get another gold meal. Better than a barium one, surely.
It does seem that, as well as ailing, the British are also good at owing.
We also won a Gold in Tree-day Eventing. Did the Greeks have any Gods in the end ?
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