mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Moving to the other end of the country, is it only drunks that live in Sotland? (Gets coat, hard hat and has car engine running...)

Scotland has two main primary industries: lamb farming and stand-up comedian mining.

disputes last move

hangs his head in sham

I am so befuddled that I'm going to have to piss on the carpet, having completely lost the pot.

I can get drunk on just one pin. Real Ale warning!

I can never make up my mind whether I prefer Cognac or Armagnac, so I have to drink several brands, just to be sure.

Then there was this German who walked into a pub and asked for "a pint, bitte". (Kim, Softers) Top stuff!

If you have lemonade in your bee, it's handy.

Only the seriously devout real-ale types think it's important to have a straight-sided lass.

There's certainly nothing much more pleasant than a good old hat over a decent head.

I've swallowed a good few pins in my time.

I had some pink Vodka it was 70% poof.

That yard of ale on the wall looks filthy. I'll just take it down, swoosh it around and then sick it back up again.

I wonder if foxy ladies like to go cubbing. (Plump) Gin, surely?

Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.

[Rosie] I enjoyed your rat.

If garages emplyed female mechanics you'd never get a moment's peace because of all the torque wenches. (Kim) Cheers.

They say the car is just an extension of your pens. (I'll get my cat)