mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Then there was this German who walked into a pub and asked for "a pint, bitte". (Kim, Softers) Top stuff!

If you have lemonade in your bee, it's handy.

Only the seriously devout real-ale types think it's important to have a straight-sided lass.

There's certainly nothing much more pleasant than a good old hat over a decent head.

I've swallowed a good few pins in my time.