mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Then there was this German who walked into a pub and asked for "a pint, bitte". (Kim, Softers) Top stuff!

If you have lemonade in your bee, it's handy.

Only the seriously devout real-ale types think it's important to have a straight-sided lass.

There's certainly nothing much more pleasant than a good old hat over a decent head.

I've swallowed a good few pins in my time.

I had some pink Vodka it was 70% poof.

That yard of ale on the wall looks filthy. I'll just take it down, swoosh it around and then sick it back up again.

I wonder if foxy ladies like to go cubbing. (Plump) Gin, surely?

Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.

[Rosie] I enjoyed your rat.

If garages emplyed female mechanics you'd never get a moment's peace because of all the torque wenches. (Kim) Cheers.