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Electric sock treatment
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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Dujon
Err,
Morecambe
... apologies to all the shrimps.
KH
Also in Cornwall are the converted Chin Clay pits where various different climates have been built into trees - the Den Project
Robin
Cornish arbours are a good place to fish for cabs.
Dujon
So the jewel in the crown of South West England is coal? That really fuels my ire! Still, whilst in some ways it's not as quite as lean as others I've tried, eating fat works well.
Robin
I'm not sure about south wet England - I thought more coal came from ales.
KH
Moving to the other end of the country, is it only drunks that live in Sotland?
(Gets coat, hard hat and has car engine running...)
antiknees
Scotland has two main primary industries: lamb farming and stand-up comedian mining.
antiknees
disputes last move
antiknees
hangs his head in sham
Rosie
I am so befuddled that I'm going to have to piss on the carpet, having completely lost the pot.
Software
I can get drunk on just one pin.
Real Ale warning!
Kim
I can never make up my mind whether I prefer Cognac or Armagnac, so I have to drink several brands, just to be sure.
Rosie
Then there was this German who walked into a pub and asked for "a pint, bitte".
(Kim, Softers) Top stuff!
Robin
If you have lemonade in your bee, it's handy.
Rosie
Only the seriously devout real-ale types think it's important to have a straight-sided lass.
Dujon 16
There's certainly nothing much more pleasant than a good old hat over a decent head.
Robin
I've swallowed a good few pins in my time.
plump
I had some pink Vodka it was 70% poof.
Kim
That yard of ale on the wall looks filthy. I'll just take it down, swoosh it around and then sick it back up again.
Rosie
I wonder if foxy ladies like to go cubbing. (Plump)
Gin,
surely?
Kim
Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.
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