My garage is full of garage.

God knows what's in my garage. Certainly ain't pots.

Hrmph! You lot should come down here and have a look - my garage has a roo on it.

If you're an ageing operatic soprano you'll find it's best to have a good vibrato.

I don't like operas; I find people who are involved in that field sin too much.

Well, as most are in foreign languages, I find I can't follow the tory.

My favourite is Wagner's Rig.

I have a penchant for sting quartets.

Vice or no vice, I prefer an intimate gathering.

Farmers are so motorised these days they can't even kill a fox without a Shogun.

Ah, there's nothing like living in the country and experiencing the hunt go out on the weekend; horses hurling fences, riders lying in the air and, whilst all this goes on, watching the ox get away.