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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Software
Today is beautiful, the sun is sining through my widow.
Darren
Yes, there's not quite as many cod hills in the air.
st dogmael
Its so much nicer now we have all put our cocks forward.
plump
Yes I'm glad we are free of GM.
penelope
Cures! The cat sat on the mat.
Software
I am going away tomorrow and I won't be back for a wee. I hope I shall enjoy the short beak.
Lib
I wish I was off for a wee. Quite fancy a holiday in ales at this time of ear.
penelope
I'm lying to Iceland on Wednesday. We're saying at the minimum-comfort Salvation Army Hotel... seeping bags and bunks for us!
Kim
My garage is full of garage.
Rosie
God knows what's in my garage. Certainly ain't pots.
Dujon
Hrmph! You lot should come down here and have a look - my garage has a roo on it.
Rosie
If you're an ageing operatic soprano you'll find it's best to have a good vibrato.
Dujon
I don't like operas; I find people who are involved in that field sin too much.
Uncle Korky
Well, as most are in foreign languages, I find I can't follow the tory.
Software
My favourite is Wagner's Rig.
st dogmael
I have a penchant for sting quartets.
Chalky
Vice or no vice, I prefer an intimate gathering.
Rosie
Farmers are so motorised these days they can't even kill a fox without a Shogun.
Dujon
Ah, there's nothing like living in the country and experiencing the hunt go out on the weekend; horses hurling fences, riders lying in the air and, whilst all this goes on, watching the ox get away.
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