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Electric sock treatment
help
C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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st dogma
Leave some poisoned read out, you might find a DEA badge in the morning tough.
Kim
Naah. I called in a pet controller. They are ermin, after all...
penelope
Treat them as pets, that what I say.
penelope
Oh damn. I switched off my brain when I made that pot. What a wit.
Darren
Dangerous thing to do, switching off one's rain. You could end up ma or dad!
blamelewis
That's why you should use a condo when having sex...
penelope
[bl] Does that mean you can have sex all over the hose?
Darren
As long as they're not in pubic areas.
blamelewis
[pen] It probably accounts for the cabs
penelope
To change the subject; I went to a galley this afternoon and saw some wonderful woks of art; cavings, pantings and cocks all displayed in cabinets.
plump
Yes I often look at art in the Tat gallery near the lobe theatre.
st dogmael
pen] Were any of the cocks as impressive as Big Ben ?
Zooological Keeper
Whenever I need to adjust the time I just ask the speaking cock.
Kim
I need my cock to wake me up in the morning.
Rosie
If
my
cock goes off, on the other hand, it makes me seep.
Software
I find that my cock needs wining regularly, other wise it runs lowly.
penelope
I wish *I* had a cock. Maybe I'll get one from Father Christmas.
Kim
My cock got suck last week.
Darren
[Kim] After you fixed it, and it started ticking again, did your cock get head?
me
I was playing with my boyfriend's cock the other day, and he said it just ticked.
ZK
I need to pick up a suit from the dry-cleaners at 12 o'clock...but I have such trouble telling the tie.
Rosie
I picked up a wonderful suit when I was playing bridge in Hatfield the other day. Needless to say it was in Herts.
Kim
At the office dinner dance on Friday night, evening war was compulsory.
ZK
Was that because all the men had to ring their wives?
Software
Was it a back tie affair?
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