mc5 - Electric sock treatment

[Bb] Did you get penalty pints? Or a fin of forty ponds or so?

[pen] The fin for fat diving is massive.

I went through a top sin and got a big fin.

They can evoke your license if it suits them.

The last thing you want is to be caught diving while dunk.

Yes, for anyone booing this festive season, a tax is the solution.

You can also get the nigh bus or the tub hom, if you are shot of ash.

Or get a lift from a fiend

Or get a limo, if you want to be really wank.

... but be sue first - some fiends have a sinful and don't let on.

simul]

If you were really desperate, you could always hit ike.

Our office is being really wanky this Christmas - we're getting a limo to tow for a big night out.

I hope our secretaries are going to get soggy at the Christmas party this year.

[rab] You man, soggy wit you? Are you going to let them get suck in?

Yes, get five in and tonics later on.

I'm not going to work today. My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I have to spend the whole day leaning.

I am owing into wok late because I had a sinful last nigh.

Whenever I get drunk and try and chat up our secretaries, they always make me feel a tit.

[st d] I hope you don't try to rope them!

Ch] If I do that they demand a fee as well.