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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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A lot of them think it'd be andy to have gus, but I've found gus far from andy
The police ma is your fiend. Don't forge that!
If you want to know the tie, ask a policeman.
A policeman topped me for seeding yesterday.
[Bb] Did you get penalty pints? Or a fin of forty ponds or so?
[pen] The fin for fat diving is massive.
I went through a top sin and got a big fin.
They can evoke your license if it suits them.
The last thing you want is to be caught diving while dunk.
Yes, for anyone booing this festive season, a tax is the solution.
You can also get the nigh bus or the tub hom, if you are shot of ash.
Or get a lift from a fiend
Or get a limo, if you want to be really wank.
... but be sue first - some fiends have a sinful and don't let on.
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If you were really desperate, you could always hit ike.
Our office is being really wanky this Christmas - we're getting a limo to tow for a big night out.
I hope our secretaries are going to get soggy at the Christmas party this year.
[rab] You man, soggy wit you? Are you going to let them get suck in?
Yes, get five in and tonics later on.
I'm not going to work today. My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I have to spend the whole day leaning.
I am owing into wok late because I had a sinful last nigh.
Whenever I get drunk and try and chat up our secretaries, they always make me feel a tit.
[st d] I hope you don't try to rope them!
Ch] If I do that they demand a fee as well.
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